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silly Author: Pamala
Characters: Alex and Micheal
Category: Crack? Crossover? Comedy?
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I know they're not mine. I'm old and tired so, PTB,
please don't slap me around for playing with your toys.
Summary: Michael's unique plan to escape Sona may have worked if he'd read his comic books!.
Authors Note: It's Prison Break fic, I SWEAR! After that... I don't know what to tell you other than this is all
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katipl and bluedelft's fault. Clearly I need a Michael's head on Spidey icon.Spidey nonsense 1/1
" What is that? ... Pssst.. Michael, what? WHAT is that? "
" Nothing! "
" Nothing my ass! "
" Shhhh...would you shut up, Alex! "
" Its red ... red and blue? "
" Shhhhhhhhhh... Its nothing you need to worry about."
" What on earth red and blue.. it IS red and blue ... do you have under your shirt, Michael "
" SHUT UP or we'll get caught! "
" Come here...let me see. "
" Don't touch me ... get your hands off my shirt, Alex!"
" But ... put your Damn hands down, Michael... I want to see what you got... "
" Is that? "
" No! "
" Michael? It is, isn't it? "
" NO! "
" Oh yes ... it IS exactly what I think it is. "
" What is it, smart guy, you think IT is? "
" It's a Spiderman costume isn't it, Michael. "
" Maybe.. maybe not. "
" No maybe about it... it is isn't it! "
" Drop it, Alex! "
" You've got a Spiderman costume hidden under clothes don't you? "
* awkward silence *
" You're dressed up as Spiderman right now aren't you, Michael? "
" ummmmmmmmm "
" WHY are you dressed as Spiderman, Michael? "
" Ummmmmmmmm... "
" You've got a plan to get out of Sona that requires.. Spiderman? "
" ummmmmmmmmm "
" You've got to be kidding me, Michael. "
" May I remind you I AM the one here who's actually broken out of a prison before, Mahone! "
" Broke out of one to get thrown into another? "
" Yes, but that is hardly the point."
" Maybe not THE point but a valid point none the less! "
" This is different, Alex "
" Different...HOW? Did you, maybe, use Superman's cape last time, Michael? "
" Very funny! "
" Sorry... I just don't see how... what.. you're gonna scale the prison wall like... "
* another awkward silence *
" Michael? "
" What? "
" You do know Spidermans powers come from a radioactive spider bite... not the suit? "
" Spider bite? "
" Yes, Michael "
" Not the suit? "
" Nope "
" You're sure its not the suit? "
" Positive! "
" Maybe it was the suit too and and just don't know it, Alex! "
* one last awkward silence *
" You're gonna try scaling the prison wall in a leotard anyway aren't you, Micahel. "
" Maybe... you don't think it'll work? "
" Nope! "
" And yet you're staying? "
" Yep! "
" In case it works? "
" No... I'm hanging around waiting for you to fall off that wall so I can have my turn wearing the suit. "
" I thought it was a leotard, Alex? "
" On you, Michael, its a leotard... on me, its a suit! "
May 7 2007, 22:12:07 UTC 5 years ago
this would make a very funny/cute comic!!!
OMG lol i figure this is restrained to a cartoon!!!LOL!! TO0 Much spiderman this weekend right?Then again my brain does supply me with live action images of your dialogue...lol!!
I loved the movie although i think it left something to be desired, but thats just me!!!
I can't wait for third season!!!
May 8 2007, 02:11:59 UTC 5 years ago
Re: this would make a very funny/cute comic!!!
YES! Way too much Spiderman -- I'm married to a comic book dealer and have a 10 year old son -- this weekend.Oh me too! I don't think I could have written something this silly if not for the fact I could see them standing around arguing about it as clear as day in my warped head.
Glad you liked it :o)
May 7 2007, 22:53:32 UTC 5 years ago
Ohmygod what are you going to write when you go and see Shrek3?! Thanks for making me laugh. The last line is love.
Louise
May 8 2007, 02:13:58 UTC 5 years ago
OMG! Don't tempt me LOL Can you see me warping every summer blockbuster to PB all summer long.
Glad you liked it :)
May 8 2007, 02:02:37 UTC 5 years ago
So many great lines from:
" May I remind you I AM the one here who's actually broken out of a prison before, Mahone! "
" Broke out of one to get thrown into another? "
to:
" No... I'm hanging around waiting for you to fall off that wall so I can have my turn wearing the suit. "
" I thought it was leotard, Alex? "
" On you, Michael, its a leotard... on me, its a suit! "
LOVE IT!
Ohhh, next time maybe Alex and Michael can be Batman and Robin ;-)
May 8 2007, 02:18:02 UTC 5 years ago
" May I remind you I AM the one here who's actually broken out of a prison before, Mahone! "
" Broke out of one to get thrown into another? "
What can I say ... in my warped mind these two bicker in spectacular fashion :o)
" On you, Michael, its a leotard... on me, its a suit! "
Hehehheeeeeeeeeee!! You can just see the smirk on Alex face on that one.
Ohhh, next time maybe Alex and Michael can be Batman and Robin ;-)
LOL!! Someone above asked what I had planned for after I saw Shrek 3
You guys are a very bad influence!
Glad you enjoyed this since you helped to inspire it :o)
5 years ago
May 8 2007, 02:06:15 UTC 5 years ago
May 8 2007, 02:25:22 UTC 5 years ago
* giggles * Glad you enjoyed this one. As for the slash well I guess this is a lil somthing for everyone including slashers , raises hand ,who will surely read something extra into two grown men bickering over a lycra jumpsuit LOL
Poor Michael. I could, sadly, see him misinterpreting the whole Spiderman thing and actually thinking the suit would help LoL
OH YEAH! * snickers * Poor Michael not only misjudeged the power of the suit... he did when Alex could make fun of him for it.
The really are an amusing pair in my head.
Thrilled you liked this one :o)
May 8 2007, 03:37:40 UTC 5 years ago
May 8 2007, 11:24:22 UTC 5 years ago
I guess I have a thing for smart men bickering over something stupid *g*
Glad it gave you a laugh!
May 8 2007, 10:38:33 UTC 5 years ago
I saw Spidey 3 yesterday, not up to the standard of the first two. Still enjoyable but slightly disappointing. I would LOVE to see WF in a Spidey film though. That would just be heaven!
Broke out of one to get thrown into another?
Totally classic line!
May 8 2007, 11:28:07 UTC 5 years ago
YAY!! Goal achieved!
I love them like that! Aren't they just irrestiable bickering over stupid stuff :o)
Spidey wasn't as good as it should have been :o(
But then again it did offer slow points that generated this in my head so I guess it works :o)
Cuz Alex would totally throw that in Michael's face every chance he got.
I'm also fond of the great leotard vs suit debate :o)
Glad it gave you a smile.
May 8 2007, 11:02:26 UTC 5 years ago
" On you, Michael, its a leotard... on me, its a suit! "
You crazy woman, a crossover, superhero fic with men in spandex (with codpieces?)
Great fun and a really plausible idea for the start of season 3 - perhaps you should email the writers?
May 8 2007, 11:38:03 UTC 5 years ago
Takes one to know one :oP~~
superhero fic with men in spandex
They are super, heroes and I'd love to see both in spandex!
(with codpieces?)
* snort *
Michael: I said you could wear the suit... but where did you get a codpiece?
Alex: I'm not wearing a codpiece!
Michael: Uhhh...WOW! I knew you big balls Mahone but thats... uuuu ... WOW!
* giggles *
Michael must be getting tired of my favoring Alex all the time.
Michael: She only sides with you because her name is Pam!
Alex: So! :oP~~
May 8 2007, 13:17:13 UTC 5 years ago
May 8 2007, 13:36:05 UTC 5 years ago
Glad you found it funny! They're kind of cute when they bicker, huh?
THE DORKINESS THE DORKINESS!
INDEED! It has been my personal experience that the smartest of men tend to have a huge DORK hidden deep inside.
Alex, you so make everything look elegant on you!
LOL I love that last line because you can just see Michael rolling his eyes at it.
May 8 2007, 14:39:46 UTC 5 years ago
You're as adorably crazy as the very crazy but very adorable
Okay, what next?!! Delusions of James Bond, perhaps?!! With gadgets?!! ;)
*hugs you tight*
May 8 2007, 14:51:35 UTC 5 years ago
GOOD!! I was thinking might offer one and giggles are good for you ... for all :o)
Okay, what next?!! Delusions of James Bond, perhaps?!! With gadgets?!! ;)
What a yummy idea
Ohh MY OH my my MY!! Is that an adorable -- * best Bond accent * Scofield, Michael Scofield! -- lil plot bunny or what. *g*
Come here lil bunny... come to Pam... Pam will take GOOD care of you!
5 years ago
May 8 2007, 18:00:12 UTC 5 years ago
Seriously? Seriously??
LOL.
I loved Michael's realization that it was the spider bite and not the suit that gave him the powers. And Mahone's last line is perfect.
Thanks for the laugh. I needed it this morning.
May 8 2007, 20:40:12 UTC 5 years ago
Told you I'd lost it :o)
I loved Michael's realization that it was the spider bite and not the suit that gave him the powers.
Crushed and yet still -- in classic Michael fashion -- holding out hope :o)
I love it when they bicker... so cute!!
It was fun for me to write so its nice to see other had fun with the read :o)
May 8 2007, 18:27:58 UTC 5 years ago
OMG
This rocks Pam, GREAT!
Haaaah *lolz*
Omg this is so great, and Michael is so incredibly cute with his 'Not the suit? Are you sure it's not the suit?' Omg great, Pam, you rock for this and you made my great day even better now.. Thanks so much for that!
May 8 2007, 20:41:18 UTC 5 years ago
Glad you like this and it brightened your day :o)
May 8 2007, 19:38:41 UTC 5 years ago
Oh, dear. Of course he is. ;)
" Yes, but that is hardly the point."
So Michael...
" You do know Spidermans powers come from a radioactive spider bite... not the suit? "
Uh-oh.
Did you post this for the all-dialogue fic challenge? It totally IS. :)
May 8 2007, 20:45:46 UTC 5 years ago
Oh, dear. Of course he is. ;)
And to Michael it would be the perfectly, nothing strange about it at all, reasonable plan :o)
" You do know Spidermans powers come from a radioactive spider bite... not the suit? "
Uh-oh.
Yet, of course, he remains optomistic -- Scofield plans don't fail! -- that perhaps it is the suit and will work . He's so cute!
Did you post this for the all-dialogue fic challenge? It totally IS. :)
I didn't because I wrote " The Yes Man " for that challenge.
But yeah it did end up, even though it didn't start out that way in my head, all dialog because it was just too silly for a lot of description.
Glad you liked this one... it was a lot of fun to write.
May 8 2007, 20:13:37 UTC 5 years ago
Thank you for sharing :)
May 8 2007, 20:47:22 UTC 5 years ago
Thanks :o)
May 10 2007, 19:46:50 UTC 5 years ago
"You do know Spidermans powers come from a radioactive spider bite... not the suit?" "Spider bite?" "Yes, Michael" "Not the suit?" "Nope" "You're sure its not the suit?" "Positive!"
OMG, those lines just about killed me! So funny!
I watched Spiderman earlier this week and was slightly disappointed. So thank you for making me laugh :) Now I can't banish the image of that suit underneath Michael's shirt from my mind... it'd be funny to think of that the next time I'll be watching any Spiderman movie. I think it's a good thing that I've been to the cinema before reading this *g*
May 10 2007, 20:44:44 UTC 5 years ago
He's so try it sure he could climb the wall now wouldnt he.
Are they adorable when they bicker or what!
I think there is more squabbling ahead for them if I have my way.
The movie was not near as good as I hoped for and for the record I went into the movie with this already stuck in my head thanks to the two above I blamed.
I'm warped!!